10 Loserly Things You Must Stop Doing At Music Concerts

Heading to a rock gig, EDM party or a jazz concert? Carry your manners along, please. Here is a list of all kinds of lame behaviour that you must avoid at all cost.

• 1. Wearing Clothes That Scream ‘I Am A Hipster’

  Picking that ubiquitous Aztec print, midriff-revealing crop top to express your ‘indie’, bohemian identity? And pairing it with a hideous floral headband and a tattered jhola? Have fun meeting a hundred clones of yourself at the music festival.

  

   

• 2. Clicking Pictures Like There’s No Tomorrow

  We know you’re the biggest fan of the nondescript band/DJ on stage. Wouldn’t you rather watch them live instead of becoming a picture-clicking machine? Stop it already. It’s a menace for those standing behind you.

  

   

• 3. Getting Sloshed Like A Sot

  Getting dragged out by security while you puke all over the place is not the best way to exit a festival.

  

   

• 4. Roaring Out Requests

  The band has a setlist. Let them play. Hollering the name of your favourite song won’t make them start playing it the very next moment.

  

   

• 5. Pushing And Elbowing Fellow Concert-Goers

  If you must need to make your way through the crowd to the front, do it gently. Apologise if someone minds it or hurls abuses at you. They have full right to do so.

  

   

• 6. Bringing Your Toddlers To A Rock Gig

  Trust us, they won’t enjoy it after the first 15 minutes. Plus, would you rather change nappies than take part in the moshpit?

  

   

• 7. Chatting Away To Glory

  A crowded concert isn’t the best place to discuss your sex life with your girl pal. Save yourself angry stares from people around you and them, the gory details of your lame life.

  

   

• 8. Shoulder-Surfing Almost The Entire Show

  Yes, the photogs have clicked your picture. You’re probably going to make it to the concert aftermovie also. Have mercy on your boyfriend’s shoulders now.

  

   

• 9. Fight With Others For Freebies Tossed By The Artiste

  Unless it is Santana’s guitar or Lady Gaga’s panties, do not fight for flying freebies.

  

   

• 10. Stripping During The Concert

  Show off your hot body at a nightclub, maybe? Be well advised, a fan that takes his shirt or shorts off during a gig, is probably the worst breed of concert-goer.

  

   

   

   

   

   

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